beyourselfeverbodyelseistaken:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

i laughed more than i should have..

religiousdad:

religiousmom:

A library of your failed text posts

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”

“Kuzco… Smash”

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

LKFD;KFKLS;

senpaixvx:

who wants to make out and then nap

veelas:

sometimes i feel okay and then i’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds

(Source: peakmisandry)