beyourselfeverbodyelseistaken:
Posted 2 days ago with 194,861 notes | reblogso i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
i laughed more than i should have..
Posted 2 days ago with 1,169 notes | reblogA library of your failed text posts
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Posted 1 week ago with 191,822 notes | reblogImagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
Posted 1 week ago with 70,469 notes | reblogwho wants to make out and then nap
sometimes i feel okay and then i’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
(Source: peakmisandry)
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